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How To Assemble An Android

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I thought i’d join in the fun thanks for the challenge Gene……with a little fx free from freesfx.co.uk
I built myself an android
I’ve been sitting here lonely for seems a long long time
i’ve even thought of buying myself one of them internet bride
i thought of getting my self one of them Thai ones with them slanty eyes
but then i started looking up the Russians on line
and i thought Thia land goodbye
but now i’ve decided i’m gonna build myself an android
and i’m gonna love her so

So i started a search out there on the internet
it was a while before i found a site that sold
then there in big bold letters, why live alone for 88.95 including delivery you can have her delivered home

so i’ve decided i’m gonna build myself an android
and i’m gonna love her so

so a day or two later the door bell er
there was the postman with a great big box at the door
i signed for it and with giddy hands
i undid the box
there was a book of instruction of how to build my new bride

so now i’ve started to build myself an android
and i’m gonna love her so

i opened the plans up and i started on the toes
i built them one at a time until i had the whole ten in a row
then joined them onto the foot and the foot to the ankle bone
then the ankle to the leg and i was almost home

i’ve built myself an android
and i’m gonna love her so

next came her pelvis with that great long back bone
i joined on her arms and hands wow!! those fingernails are long
then eventually i placed her head up there on her neck
then there she was, all allui bones

i’m building myself an android
and you can be sure i’m gonna love her so

Along with her skin suit i could build her breasts any size that i want
did i want big round ones, or little tiny jelly tots
i could have her with short hair or long hair too
i decided on blond cause wouldn’t you

I’ve built myself an android
and i’m sure i’m gonna love her so

i got myself a Tom Tom
you know the ones that show you the road
cause i like the voice of the lady who tells you what to do
she knew where shes going and exactly what to do
oh i loved that ladies voice so i downloaded the mp3
and put it in my android for free

she tells me not to miss a turning
she tells me where to go
every time we’re out driving
she’s the one who truly knows
oh i built myself and android and i love her so
oh i built myself and android and i love her so
love her so
love her so
love her so

Wildgeas Music's avatar
Wildgeas Music said

Where's the Android playlist? There must be 10 or more songs for this challenge.

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Wildgeas Music said

I'm a tiny jelly tot kind of guy. :) That's funny stuff man.

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Wildgeas Music said

Your such a treat to humankind. So cool!

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Mamakato said

We like this one!

Guest said

Great job on the challenge - excellent!

Colleen Dillon's avatar
Colleen Dillon said

This is awesome!!!!! $89.95~ not a bad deal at all!!!! Short or long hair... decided on blond cuz wouldn't you too!!! Love this!! I am picturing her sitting in your car... backseat driving

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Gene Eric Mann said

An exceptional job -- great lyrics, pleasant music. You done good. The snore at the end -- ha ha! Sure glad you got in on this challenge, and, as Greg said, welcome to the party!

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Greg Connor said

Lots of fun . . . Welcome to the party!

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