Sort of a lightly jazzy commentary on the intelligence of the pachydermae. Some of these large-eared folks are indeed artistic, and I've seen several of them shopping at K-Marts. For handkerchiefs and guest towels it seems. They really clog up…

It's noise. Yeah. Parts of it reminded me of bagpipes. Thus the title.

"15" is a file artifact. There are not many opportunities to tell the President to listen up and learn. They all deserve a spanking. Do it over a piscine urge. Manly adhesive.

A song that makes John Dillinger an analog of God. ........ Dillinger Has Got the Blues The police have traced His gun to you Dillinger has got the blues He’d go your bail but He’s broke too Dillinger has got the blues Faithfully…

A little blues improv on a classical guitar. Nothing to write home about.

A sort of satire on "cock rock" with a bit of psychedelia mixed in. ........ Kiss This Kiss this! Give me your lip tool Suicide of pride A failure at Hip School Kiss this! You’re just a mouth in hideous clothing You don’t know what I am proposing…

A song for the times! ..... Underpaid and Overdrunk Underpaid and overdrunk When will this misery end Whiskey diets on six-pack checks And I’m in the hole again And the hole reeks of a failure I have learned to stand the smell A tall stiff drink…

Everyone deserves love, even serial killers. ........ My Little Roadside Killer My little roadside killer She’s so sweet She slaughtered Mother’s lover Well he was made of meat She butchered him correctly Wrapping paper white And the reason…

I have been learning pentatonic scales (in addition to my rather "intuitive" style) so my partner doesn't pull his hair out. This is an improv (using my new Schecter Solo electric) that he was pleased with.