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i got home from street chant at like 2am, took my clothes off, sat on my bed and wrote this. its about me. and you and me. and i dedicate it to sylvia plath, because she is very cool.

i dont use the word horny very much. maybe never. maybe never again (im not sure). anyways this song is less music and more getting shit off my chest, its how much i love you,how much you kill me,and how much i want to fuck you.

not snoop dog, the other kind

the next time youre bored and in burger king, try holding some ice cubes against your eyes. it stings like christ and also looks like youve been crying just in case you wanted people to feel sorry for you

to the prettiest nihilist in the world hehehehehe its not funny

this is about the time i hung out with my friend in the library. we sat on the floor underneath the towering shelves of the dusty poetry section. we're only humans, just two of them. i turned up the reverb. and double tracked one high and one…

bang bang bang i am still missing my e string but i dont care. i bought an old bass drum from a second hand shop. caaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaa she gave me a ribbon

hey mister rosary beads you were right i did write an indie ballad about her! only at the time i'd been listening to very/too much leonard cohen and this bleak piece of miserable shit came out but it has a singalong chorus!!!!!!! and i played…

If it makes you laugh, you're supposed to laugh. If it makes you feel sick, you're meant to feel sick. If you like it, thanks. I saw you in the locker bay. I heard you like Toulouse-Lautrec. and by the way I didn't write the last twenty seconds…

When I was a kid there were always plum trees all over the place. One time we were picking great handfulls of them and biffing the whole lot at cars that drove past. a courier nearly went off the road.

When I was younger all the girls my age may as well have been boys my age. I used to look up at the seniors sunbathing on the grass and every one of them seemed so beautiful. Now I am that age it seems all the beautiful girls are those a few years…

This song is about someone giving you a lift, and while they drive you there you fall in love with them by watching their eyes in the rear view mirror. It had like five verses but I cUt it down to two with one repeated. In cutting those verses…

So I was sitting on some wanker's loungesuite watching Across The Universe in a big orange woolly jumper and it came to me! What do i want to say to you? " ??? You're Very Pretty". It just stemmed from that line, but instead of revealing your…

This song is about my current state of seemingly perpetual virginity. But more than that, it's my sorta twee manifesto, for now any way. I really like black tambourine, tintin, kittens, big wolf on campus, poetry and that's what it's about. I…

This is the first song I ever wrote that I was proud of. and I haven't matched it since. I had the first line in my head for like a year, then I switched it round and had the second line. With that, I sat down at my guitar and played the first…

This is a song I wrote one night before I fell asleep. It's about a girl I know but I changed her name to maya in the song after reading it in 1950s sewing patterns. I had to tell her she wasn't a little girl any more. then there's a cover of…