SKINNY GIRLS Capo @ 3 in G ...and then he said, I like skinny girls Toothy girls Flat chested girls I like girls with Adam's apples A mouth full of titty And a hand full of ass... A girl with a six pack is my kind of... And then…

VIRUS Love is a mutating virus Not unlike the flu Hopefully you'll be defenseless When I give it to you... (C) 2020 Royal T Music

(I Almost Washed the ) DISHES I almost washed the dishes I almost ran the water Maybe tomorrow Maybe Saturday What does it matter to me I almost washed the dishes.. (C) 2020 Royal T Music

FOOD I MY BELLY Capo @ 5 in E E) I gotta get some food in my belly (2) Am) My hands are shaking and I'm feeling weak B7) I gotta get some food in my belly I gotta get some food in my belly I'm feeling woozy gotta get off of my feet…

EVER ONE I NEED TO TALK TO Everyone I need to talk to tonight is gone Some have gone to heaven. Some have gone to hell Ever one I want to talk to tonight is gone

FIREFLIES. capo @ 2 F walk down We (C) spoke of them as (C/B) sweethearts There (Am) in the Southern (F) sky (C) Saturn, just a (G) twinkle, bold (F) Jupiter near (G) by I (Am) guess we didn't (Am/G) notice as they (Am/F)drifted a…

GONE - My sequester song... Chain wrapped around the dog park gate Weeds growing on the school yard lawn Where has everybody gone The chairs are stacked And the stage is dusty And my strings are getting rusty... (C) Royal T Music

BEAVERS AND WILLOWS Capo @ 5 in C C) Like beavers and willows (G Bats and mosquitos F) Toad C) frogs and G) flies (C Algae and oil spills Shovels and coal hills Black holes and light (C) 2020 Royal T Music

THE TIDE POOLS OF CALIFORNIA capo @ 5 in C When you’re born in California There are things you take for granted The sunshine and the desert and The forests, and bears and the beach In the tide pools of California In the memories of…

BEAVERS AND WILLOWS Like beavers and willows Bats and mosquitos Toad frogs and flies Like algae and oil spills Shovels and coal hills Black holes and light (C) 2020 Royal T Music

Capo @ 3 in C I said, "Okay, okay. I'll wear 'em one more time and I'll throw them away." I can only take so many knocks When my children make fun of my socks. I said, "Okay, okay. I'll wear them one more time and I'll throw them away…

Like beavers and willows Bats and mosquitos Toad frogs and flies Like algae and oil spills Miners and coal hills Black holes and light (C) 2020 Royal T Music

SLEEPY HEAD Little Sleepy Head Why do you fight so hard Close your tired eyes now...

THE TIDE POOLS OF CALIFORNIA When you're born in California There are things you take for granted The sunshine and the desert and The forests, and the bears and the beaches In the tide pools of California In the memories of one little…

JUNK This week's prompt is "DIRTY LAUNDRY" Key C I got a call from Russell He had to move his Junk He'd filled his car He'd filled his trunk Big black bags of Something I said, "What's with these?" He said…

The other day I was having problems So I called my son Because he always helps me when I'm in trouble... When the mouse can't see the dongle The cursor is erratic. There's something in the way Move that chair Hmh, maybe I Google it…

I have no memory of writing or recording this song. I have no idea what it's about. CONNIE'S SONG Em D C B... (Em) Before I knew anything (D) about you, I (C) loved you (Em) Whenever you would show, I stared in (D) wonder I heard you…

BECAUSE OF YOU Because of you, I took her picture off the wall Because of you, I packed her skate board and her clock Because of you, I stashed it all behind the couch Because of you, I'll never have to throw it out I know with you I don…