My Butt Hurts

A post on the Facebook RPM group featured a quote from an aging Dave Grohl complaining about Kids These Days and Their Terrible Music, pointing out that the current number-one song was about someone’s butt. So, I wrote a song about my butt.

Lyrics:

My butt hurts
It’s a red alert

I overuse it
Too much sit

Oooo using it for everything
sitting on it everyday
Wanna make it fine

OOOO sittin my life away
never spend a single day
giving it some time

Oh my butt hurts

It’s swellin up
Butt might erupt

its gettin sore
cant sit no more

OOO

I’m gettin whiney
about my hiney

An anal gesic
might help me sit

OOO